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(Table Tennis) is another sports movie that has attracted wide attention in China after (Volleyball). Looking back at China’s sports theme history of film, from the last century’s (1957, basketball), (1964, diving) and "Milk Swallow" (1979, gymnastics) to the new century’s "Women’s Football No.9" (2000, football), (2001, baseball), (2008, sprint) and "Breaking the Ice". Regrettably, most sports movies have neither achieved box office success nor won word-of-mouth recognition, and they are always in an embarrassing situation of tepid. Leap, who was directed in 2020, succeeded in one fell swoop with his star-studded lineup and commercial operation, which made sports movies break into the audience’s field of vision and provided a useful reference for China Table Tennis.

Writing about competitive sports

Sports is a social activity aimed at strengthening physical fitness and promoting health, and sports events are also an important channel for international political and cultural exchanges. In the early 1970s, "ping-pong diplomacy" became an important event to promote the normalization of Sino-US relations. Under the influence of national interests, ideology, economic interests and other factors, it is undoubtedly particularly important to win gold medals and enhance international influence, in addition to embodying the sports spirit of challenging the limits and uniting and fighting.

Compared with ordinary people, the physical quality of sports athletes is more outstanding than ordinary people after professional, professional and scientific systematic training. "China Ping-Pong Fight Back" is the opposite. The main character in the film has no vigorous body and strong posture. Gong Feng, the "chopper", is even more than 1000 degrees nearsighted, and his vision is obviously weaker than that of ordinary people. In addition to the obvious physical defects, most of the main characters in the film have suffered different degrees of trauma due to long-term training, such as athlete Bai Min and his right arm were severely strained, and head coach Dai Minjia suffered a long-term waist injury. Physical fitness and physical disability seem to be contradictory levels, but in fact they all point to the sports competitive spirit of "challenging the limit and striving for a dream". Coaches endure pain and insist on making training plans and playing plans, and athletes overcome defects and grind their teeth, which are all positive choices that have gone through hardships and are eager for breakthroughs.

At the beginning of the team’s formation, it was dismissed as a "beaten army" and was at a low point in international competitions. After six years’ hard work, China men’s table tennis finally got revenge at the 1995 Tianjin World Table Tennis Championships. The counterattack of an underrated team and a group of underrated people is not only dramatic and ornamental, but more importantly, it can provide emotional comfort and spiritual support for ordinary people, demonstrating the spirit of sports competition that dares to struggle and never gives up.

Individual will in the spirit of collectivism

In 1936, the delegation of the Republic of China participated in the 11th Olympic Games hosted by Germany, and nearly 100 athletes were wiped out in the competition. A Singaporean newspaper published a cartoon mocking China people — — "The Sick Man of East Asia", in which China athletes wear long braids, robes and haggard descriptions. Since the late Qing Dynasty, the name "the sick man of East Asia" has become a lingering haze for China people. From pedantry to physical weakness, the century-old humiliation history has strengthened the China people’s will to strive for self-improvement and their courage to strive for progress. From being bullied to self-reliance, the history of sports development in China and the history of China’s struggle for a hundred years have progressed together, and the expectation of winning in sports competitions represents the people’s desire for national victory.

Winning or losing in the sports arena is exactly the same as national strength and international status. "Table Tennis in China" begins with a brief account of China’s repeated attacks in international competitions, which quickly aroused the audience’s sense of national identity. In the ceremonial arena, the athletes’ every move is related to the national image and national strength. The film takes the characters as the narrative core, writes China spirit with individual words and deeds, and awakens the patriotic enthusiasm of the audience.

Fighting back and winning in a desperate situation has met the audience’s expectations for the national image. The film has shown many times that during the World Table Tennis Championships in Tianjin, people sat around the TV to pay attention to the game. Ordinary people can strengthen their sense of national identity and pride from a proud competition, and the audience can also gain a sense of pleasure from a film showing the improvement of China’s men’s table tennis strength. It is worth mentioning that the film is not limited to the single positive portrayal of the characters, but gives the characters vitality and vitality. Dai Minjia’s "oily face", Bai Minhe’s impulsive nature and Chen Wen’s jealousy and generosity make the characters more full and appealing.

Artistic Creation Based on Historical Memory

A little understanding of the development history of table tennis in China shows that although the names of the characters have been changed, the films are all based on real history and real people. China Ping Pong, like Leap’s Li Na, Xu Haifeng’s Gun and One Man’s Olympics, is a retrospection of past history, showing historical events that have happened. Such films help to awaken the collective memory of the people and enhance their sense of identity in looking back on the past. However, there are also difficulties in the artistic creation of historical events, that is, how to create suspense and tension in events that are well known to Chinese people.

The charm of major sports events lies in the fact that the unknown nature of the game will make the audience feel nervous. If the supporting team wins, it will have a great sense of satisfaction and accomplishment, and if the supporting team loses, it will have a sense of frustration. The fun and psychological motivation of watching the game lies in this to a great extent. How does China Table Tennis create a sense of tension when the audience knows the result? The most obvious image language is the use of slow motion on the court. Through close-ups and slow motion, the director intends to prolong the audience’s expectations and arouse their curiosity. However, the repeated use of this method can easily lead to the fatigue of perception, which shows that the exploration of the film in the image language level is slightly insufficient.

On the whole, China Ping-Pong’s Jedi Counter-Strike sets a typical case for China’s sports films, which deals with the authenticity, artistry, commerce and entertainment of the films in a balanced way. In the future, China’s sports movies can boldly carry out genre innovation and integration, which should not be limited to historical reappearance. The depth of sports movies can not be separated from the present and reality. (Author: Si Jinran, a graduate student in drama and film studies at Southwest University)

Recently, Citywalk (translated as city walk, city roaming, city micro-travel, etc.) has become a trendy way of travel. It refers to roaming in the streets and lanes of the city mainly by walking, or walking along a certain route in a planned way. Looking for historical sites around Beijing Xisi, visiting an old city box in Shanghai, and finding an old road with food and fireworks hidden in Guangzhou. Different from punching in and taking a quick look at popular scenic spots, roaming helps to re-understand the city and think about its relationship with the daily environment.

Xue Lan, an associate professor in the Department of Tourism at Fudan University, believes that compared with traditional tourism, it is more flexible and convenient, and can better meet the tourism and leisure needs of contemporary urban residents with fast pace of life and fragmented time. There is a lot of space for local departments to participate in and support the city stroll that is on fire.

In April this year, the results of a tourism survey initiated by the media showed that among several new tourism modes, city strolling became the mode that most young people wanted to try. It is understood that city strolls originated in Europe, and have sprung up in Shanghai, Beijing, Nanjing and Guangzhou in China in recent years. It roams the city mainly by walking in a relatively short period of time, and is considered to have a more substantial new tourism experience. Participants include people living in the local area and travelers from other places.

Netizen "He Lazy" has participated in city strolls in Europe and China. According to her introduction, when she was in Europe, she followed more teams and had commentators; In China, they usually participate by themselves, and there is no commentator. When participating in activities, most of them are purely walking, and the duration varies from 1.5 hours to 3 hours. Sometimes, it’s not limited to walking. For example, some routes have a long span and need to take a tram on the way. In addition, they have tried to ride a bicycle.

Florence market route, netizen "He Lazy" for the picture.

On the route selection of city strolls, she prefers the route types related to food, historic buildings and customs, and usually designs her own route. In this regard, "He Lazy" summed up a more mature idea.

First of all, understand the historical and cultural background, recent news and related literature, film and television works here, focus on humanistic characteristics and food culture, and select the key words of interest; Secondly, search the characteristic blocks here and ask the local people’s lives and stories; Then, the points of interest are classified and marked on the map, and the route between points is not fixed; Then set out to go shopping and record the places you walked while feeling. In this process, arrange and optimize your own line design and highlight the theme.

Compared with traditional tourism, she feels that city walking brings more immersion and experience. Therefore, every time she goes to a city, city walking becomes a way for her to explore, find interesting and inspiration. The Art Nouveau architectural route in Riga, the flavor food route in Singapore, the dessert route in Siena, the exotic restaurant route in Guangzhou, the flower city square route, and the Yanjiang road route not only represent a traveler’s footprint, but also include her thinking and understanding of the city.

In the last month, the netizen "Conan Tsai" shared several good places to stroll in Guangzhou. She mentioned Taiping Tongjin, which everyone may not pay attention to in the scenic spot of Beijing Road Pedestrian Street, and introduced it as a treasure place where authentic Cantonese restaurants, coffee shops and literary hat shops are hidden. She took many photos of Haizhu paper mill area, trying to draw people’s attention to the lonely chimneys, the slanting sunset, the fragrance of plumeria and the yellow-skinned trees that can be seen when turning around.

Guangzhou Haizhu paper factory area photographed by netizen "Conan Tsai".

"Conan Tsai" believes that the concept of city walking may have been formed late, but this kind of action has already existed. Different from chasing hot spots, city walking can make travelers go deep into smaller landscapes. For example, behind the paper mill area is a glorious industrial history, which is an important part of the urban development process. "The popular one-day tour and two-day tour in Guangzhou may not be involved, which requires you to explore slowly on foot or by bike."

She is a native of Laoguang, but she has also experienced the process of "familiarity" and "strangeness" to this city. She found that there were so many roads and areas in Haizhu that she was unfamiliar with. "We have so many cultures and a long history, and exploration should start at our own doorstep." So, she first walked the textile road near her home again, "never walked so seriously." The daily surrounding environment will be very strange. What is the name of the road here? What happened here before? "Conan Tsai" began to look through the materials, and at the same time asked his parents to trace back to "nearby" past lives.

Textile Road as a starting point, "Conan Tsai" has been expanding its re-understanding radius of Guangzhou, brainstorming to collect themes, and consciously exploring different streets and villages. She wandered in Zengbu, an ancient village in Liwan, chatting with the villagers and experiencing the history and enthusiasm of the villagers. City strolls are often accompanied by unexpected surprises. While roaming Zengbu Village, she came across a Nanjing Road nearby. "It turns out that Guangzhou not only has Beijing Road, but also Nanjing Road. Although not as famous as Nanjing Road in Shanghai, it also has its own story. "

Photo courtesy of Conan Tsai, Zengbu Village, Liwan.

In fact, city strolling has appeared in China for many years. Since 2010, Guangzhou citizens have spontaneously formed a "Guangzhou Neighborhood Love" group to carry out the activity mode of city guided tours. The first route started from Tongfu Road in Haizhu, and then extended to Nantian Road, Gongye Avenue and Baogang Avenue. Several people organized a group to walk through the streets, looking for old buildings and exploring the relationship between place names, dialects, climate and food.

Shanghai is the earliest and most mature city in China. Xue Lan, an associate professor in the Department of Tourism at Fudan University, told Southern Reporter that there was no consensus on the specific time node of the rise of urban strolls in China. It is understood that the "Scarecrow Tour", which has a great influence on city walking in Shanghai, started around 2007. It was initially carried out irregularly, focusing on social interaction and the fees were very low.

In 2014, during the Shanghai Tourism Festival, the Shanghai Tourism Bureau launched the "Micro Tour to Shanghai" activity, and the city stroll was officially recognized. At that time, the government developed six theme routes, including "Walking along the Su River", "Treasure Hunting", "Dialogue with Zhang Ailing" and "Fengyun Shanghai Beach". Visitors can get to know and understand the city again through "city walking" in the elements of Shanghai in various periods.

Recently, city strolls have gradually become popular on social platforms, and related punch cards, experience posts, and interactivity are all high. Xue Lan said that in recent years, urban strolls have received more attention. On the one hand, due to the impact of the epidemic, urban strolls are favored by tourists because of the convenience and safety given by its localization. On the other hand, the city stroll itself has been growing, attracting many urban culture lovers to participate in it and bringing it to more and more cities.

Guangzhou Yuexiu Taiping Tongjin, "Conan Tsai" shot.

For the prevalence of city strolls, some netizens made fun of it: Is this a tour? Isn’t it just shopping and pressing the road? In response to this statement, the participant "He Lazy" thinks that it is a kind of tourism, but it is different from the traditional form of tourism. After "He Lazy" posted several related posts on the Internet, some foreign tourists also came to consult her and planned to give it a try. "I think it’s more suitable for tourists who have plenty of time to reserve or have a clear direction to visit." She said.

Xue Lan also expressed her views from the perspective of researchers. She said that city walking is exactly the same as tourism in form, that is, organized walking and sightseeing; Compared with traditional tourism, it is more flexible and convenient, and can better meet the tourism and leisure needs of contemporary urban residents with fast pace of life and fragmented time.

From this, she reflected on the concept of tourism. In the past, the definition of the concept of tourism was often based on the environment in which it was carried out, that is, the unaccustomed environment. However, in modern society, the behavioral boundaries between local residents and foreign tourists sometimes tend to be blurred, including local residents who act like tourists and tourists who act like local residents. "It is better to understand what tourism is from the perspective of’ unconventional experience’ than to stick to the factor of’ unconventional environment’."

Xue Lan told reporters that with the rise of global tourism and the daily trend of tourism aesthetics, some foreign tourists increasingly like to punch in non-tourist spaces such as residential areas and vegetable markets, rather than visiting traditional tourist attractions. Walking in the city can cater to the tourism needs of this part of foreign tourists.

Nandu reporter learned that in addition to spontaneous and self-exploring city strolls, there are also groups that charge fees in many cities. During the activity, there will usually be a special person to explain. Commentators are generally people who are familiar with the city’s human history and are keen to dig up the city’s stories.

An activity organized by a city stroll group in Shanghai costs 88 yuan per person, and the number of applicants is limited to 32. The reporter compared the group fees in several cities and found that the fees ranged from tens of yuan to one or two hundred yuan, and the upper limit of the group ranged from several people to dozens of people.

It remains to be seen how big the market space for city strolls is, and there are still some obstacles to form a benign business ecology. However, Xue Lan believes that city strolls organized and led by commentators will gain more in-depth experience than self-organized activities. With the continuous iteration and innovation of the industry, there will be more diversified urban strolling activities for more types of audiences in the future, such as adding lectures, manual experience, cycling, VR equipment and other elements for children, the elderly, business groups, professionals and so on.

The reporter noticed that at present, all localities are also interested in actively promoting the concept of city strolling. For example, Guangzhou Huangpu recently launched the cheung chau island city strolling punch line for college students.

Xue Lan said that there is a lot of space for local authorities to participate in the city stroll that is on fire. For example, the cultural tourism department in Shanghai has always been an important participant and promoter of urban micro-tourism, carrying out the "building readable" activity and equipping historical buildings with QR codes for tourists to obtain information; Promote the opening of cultural relics protection buildings at all levels for the public to visit, including many commercial buildings that have not been opened before; Publish urban micro-tourism routes with different themes for tourists to organize their own tours, and launch free urban micro-tourism activities for the public. In addition, local cultural and tourism departments can provide support in resource integration, industry support, personnel training, publicity and promotion, market supervision and so on.

Written by Southern Reporter Ma Hui

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21st century business herald reporter Zuo Maoxuan reports.

On December 6th, LI CEO Li Xiang said in Weibo that LI has the lowest "marketing and communication expense rate" among all automobile brands in China, including all the marketing and communication expenses of the OEM and sales (direct sales/agency) system. Only Tesla should be lower than LI in the world.

At noon on December 7th, lin ma, assistant vice president of brand and communication of Weilai, forwarded Li Xiang’s Weibo and said that according to the map information, the content of three cars in Tik Tok this year is about 90 million yuan, and the biggest expense is not the Weibo platform. And asked, "shouldn’t everyone be most concerned about the cost and effectiveness of research and development?"

According to the latest financial data, LI’s revenue in the third quarter was 34.68 billion yuan, up 271.2% year-on-year and 21.0% quarter-on-quarter. The "sales, general and management expenses" of the ideal three expenses in this quarter was 2.54 billion yuan, up 68.8% year-on-year and 10.2% quarter-on-quarter. Weilai’s revenue is 19.07 billion yuan, and its sales, general and management expenses are 3.61 billion yuan.

Weilai still spends a lot of money on R&D. In the third quarter, the R&D investment was 3.04 billion yuan, which has exceeded 3 billion yuan for four consecutive quarters. With the continuous improvement of business conditions and abundant reserve funds, LI’s R&D investment continued to increase, reaching 2.82 billion yuan in the third quarter, which is close to Weilai Automobile.

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The financial difficulties of China Football Super League have always been a topic of great concern. In recent years, the Super League has been hit by a serious economic crisis, which has led to the situation that some clubs have to be dissolved. This situation once triggered people’s concerns about the future development of the Super League.

However, in the latest news, two established clubs, Shanghai Harbour and Beijing Guoan, gave a positive reply, saying that they will continue to invest money for the team and guarantee to participate in next season’s competition. This is undoubtedly an exciting news, but also let the China Football Association breathe a sigh of relief.

As China football clubs with a long history and great reputation, Shanghai Port and Guoan have been reported to be unstable in operation and possibly even dissolved in the past few years. This series of rumors has further weakened people’s problems about the sustainable development of the Chinese Super League.

However, it seems that Shanghai and Guoan have not given up their responsibilities. According to relevant reports, the parent companies behind the two clubs have made it clear that they will continue to invest and support the team’s operation. This decision not only shows the courage and confidence of the two giant clubs, but also adds a touch of bright color to the future of the Chinese Super League.

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In addition, it is worth mentioning that Zhonghe, the parent company of Beijing Guoan Club. Although the company faces a huge deficit, it has no intention of quitting the club. This shows that China and China have a deep understanding of football and its influence, and are willing to shoulder their responsibilities in it. Similarly, no organization has proposed the intention of transferring Guoan Club.

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Of course, in today’s economic situation, many enterprises are under pressure and challenges, and the football industry is no exception. Compared with the past, Shanghai and Zhonghe may invest less in the club. However, this can’t hide their contributions in supporting the development of strong teams and ensuring the treatment of players.

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In fact, with the joint efforts of China Football Association and other relevant stakeholders, in recent years, Super League has taken a series of measures to solve the financial difficulties and gradually promote the professional development. For example, increase marketing efforts and introduce more business partners. These measures have provided more development opportunities for the Super League and injected new vitality into the club.

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Generally speaking, although the Chinese Super League has experienced some financial difficulties and dissolution rumors in recent years, the decisions of Shanghai and Guoan once again prove that the giant clubs have deep feelings and responsibilities for China football. They will continue to invest and guarantee to participate in next season’s competition, which brings infinite expectations to people. Similarly, with the joint efforts of all parties, I believe that the Chinese Super League can overcome difficulties, develop continuously and make greater achievements.

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Extended topic: In addition to the economic problems faced by the Super League, there are a series of issues related to football in China that deserve our attention. The first is the construction of youth training system. How to cultivate more outstanding young players is one of the long-standing problems in China football. Only through a sound and efficient youth training system can we ensure the future worship strength of China football.

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Secondly, the adjustment of foreign aid introduction policy. In recent years, it has played an important role in introducing overseas top stars to improve the level of domestic professional leagues. But equally, whether the restrictions on the amount and salary of foreign aid are reasonable has always been a controversial topic. What kind of policies should be adopted to balance the competitive relationship between domestic players and foreign aid, which can not only improve the level of the league, but also do no harm to the development of local players.

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To sum up, there is still great potential to be tapped in the development of China football market. In recent years, top European clubs have marched into China, and made active attempts in business operation and brand promotion. How to further expand the scale of the football industry and increase the profit model has also become an important proposition.

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Generally speaking, in the context of solving the financial difficulties, the continued investment of super league giants has brought hope to people. However, in addition, China football still needs to be reformed and innovated from many levels. Only by developing and expanding in all aspects can we realize the historical mission that the "green field" should shoulder in the great cause of Chinese national rejuvenation.

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Youth training system construction: China football has been seeking to improve its international competitiveness, and a sound youth training system is indispensable. China football needs to invest more resources to train young players and provide them with high-quality training and competition opportunities to ensure that more local stars will emerge in the future. This may require improving infrastructure, hiring more professional coaches, and cooperating with schools to train football teenagers.

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Adjustment of foreign aid introduction policy: foreign aid has played a key role in improving the level of the league, but it has also caused some controversy. China Football Association needs to carefully weigh the amount and salary of foreign aid to ensure that domestic players have enough opportunities to participate in the competition and promote the growth of local players. This may require more attractive policies to attract international stars to play in China and encourage clubs to train more local young players.

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Football market development: China football market has great potential, but it needs further development. More and more international football clubs have realized the value of China market, but China football can also expand the scale of football industry in various ways, including developing football tourism, promoting football education and providing more entertainment activities. This will help to improve the popularity and attractiveness of the Super League.

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Cooperation and win-win: The problem of football in China needs the cooperation of all parties. Government, Football Association, clubs, fans and enterprises can all play a role in promoting the development of football in China. Partnership, investment and common vision will help solve financial problems and other challenges.

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To sum up, China football faces a series of challenges, but it also has great opportunities. The commitment of the super league clubs has brought a glimmer of light to China football, but to achieve sustained success, we need to carry out reforms and innovations in many aspects, including youth training, foreign aid policies, market development and the establishment of cooperative partnerships. Only through all-round efforts can China football realize its ambition and realize the historical mission of football in the great cause of Chinese national rejuvenation.

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First of all,BeijingAs the capital of China, it has naturally become the first choice destination for many tourists. Beijing has a long history and cultural heritage, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City and the Temple of Heaven, which have attracted countless tourists. The Beijing Municipal Government and tourism agencies are committed to providing high-quality tourism services, including multilingual tour guides, translation services and rich choices of tourist routes. With convenient urban transportation and perfect tourist facilities, tourists can enjoy the unique charm of Beijing. In addition, Beijing has world-class cultural activities and art exhibitions, such as the Olympic Park and the 798 Art Zone, which provide tourists with a variety of travel experiences.

Followed byXi’anAs the starting point of the ancient Silk Road and an important symbol of China’s history and culture, Xi ‘an is a tourist destination that can’t be missed. Xi ‘an is famous for its magnificent terracotta warriors and ancient city walls. Xi ‘an can meet the needs of both tourists interested in history and travelers seeking adventure. In this city, visitors can feel the profound cultural heritage brought by a long history. Xi ‘an’s tourism service is also highly praised, the professional quality of tour guides is high, and the protection and management of scenic spots have been carefully cared for. Visitors can enjoy beautiful ancient buildings, taste traditional food and feel the unique charm of the city in Xi ‘an.

Finally,ChengduAs the capital city of Sichuan Province, Chengdu attracts many tourists with its long history and unique culture. Chengdu is known as the "Land of Abundance", and its natural scenery and human landscape are fascinating. Visitors can enjoy the magnificent natural scenery, such as Qingcheng Mountain and Emei Mountain, and at the same time, they can taste the famous Sichuan cuisine and experience the strong Sichuan opera culture. Chengdu’s tourism service is highly praised, and tourists can feel the warm and friendly local customs. In addition, there are many special cultural festivals in Chengdu, such as a visit to the famous "Chengdu Panda Breeding Research Base" and a unique Sichuan Opera performance, which provide unforgettable travel experiences for tourists.

Generally speaking, Beijing, Xi ‘an and Chengdu are three cities in China which are famous for their excellent tourist services and beautiful scenery. These three cities have their own characteristics, and they all provide high-quality tourism services, so that tourists can feel the real "zero bad reviews". If you plan to travel to China, you may wish to consider these tourist attractions, and I believe you will leave a good memory of them.

Homecoming

I attended the reunion last night and found that all the boys were fatter than before. Seeing that Xiaoli, my deskmate, was as beautiful as before, I had a few more drinks with her. She said it was tiring to be divorced alone, so I asked her who had the child. In a word, I provoked her tears, and she was drunk until midnight, and I dragged her and carried her back, and then I sent her home. Make the bed and cover the quilt. I want to go home. She tugged at my hand and told me to stay and drink with her. Liquor and beer blew on the bottle and vomited a lot.

# Summer Creation Competition # Thailand Travel Speech:

Thank Hua Ying for her trip to Thailand.

Fine veterinary drugs, customers are sure.

Seven-day trip, exotic customs.

Visual feast, colorful

Rich in products, outstanding people.

Historic sites, beautiful food.

The country of Buddhism, city of angels.

Beautiful shemale, romantic passion.

Gems are crystal clear, and lovers favor them.

Latex rice, for friends and relatives.

Silk snake medicine is world-famous.

Live and work in peace.

Happy journey, time flies.

I’m lucky to stay and forget to return.

Note: Huaying is a veterinary drug factory and invited me to travel.

# Funny reward #

1. When I went to the city today, I was caught in a traffic jam. When I saw the car in front turned decisively into a path, my husband followed suit with wit, followed by more than forty cars in the back. After driving for a long time, it turned out that the first car was working in the fields. Later, a big brother got off the bus and shouted an inspiring sentence: drive back, there is no road ahead.

2. I overslept in the morning, packed my bags and rushed to work. Just downstairs, my mother suddenly appeared: "Daughter, get on the bus quickly, I will take you there, or you will have to pay for a taxi." When I arrived at the door of the company, my mother said, Look at my brain. I was in a hurry to send you to work. I forgot to bring my mobile phone and wallet when I went out. How can I buy food at this moment? I couldn’t help it. I took out 200 yuan and gave it to my mother. Suddenly I felt if I was cheated. ……

3. When having dinner at home, the elder sister put an egg on her niece. My niece was eating eggs and asked me how the eggs came from. She used to swear and casually said that the chicken’s ass was pulled. My niece was surprised that the chicken pulled chicken shit, didn’t she? The next second I cried and said to my sister, "Mom, mom, you give me chicken shit!" " ….. A room full of laughter, only kiddo stared at me like she was going to chop me to death!

4. Go to dinner with a buddy one day. Seeing the waiter scratching his ass from time to time, my buddy asked: Is there hemorrhoids? Attendant: Can you order what is on the menu? My buddy and I were suddenly speechless. …..

5. I am a woman. . . One for high school students. . . Last night, before taking a shower, I talked nonsense with my underwear, and then I slipped my underwear into my pocket. . . I looked for it for a long time in the shower, but I couldn’t find it and took another one. . . Go to school the next day. . . In class, a male girlfriend asked me to borrow paper to wipe her nose. . . I won’t say much later. . .

6. Chatting with a friend, he said, "My grandfather will be 104 years old tomorrow." "Great! What is his secret of longevity? " "He was born a long time ago."

7. I am a freshman in medical college, and I am very nervous in anatomy class, especially when I hear my classmates show off that my parents are top surgeons or have had relevant experience. Two hours after the actual operation, the teacher praised me for my good operation ability and asked me if I had a family history. I replied shyly, "Yes, my grandfather killed pigs."

8. A boy has had a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly handed a small note to the girl, which read "In fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time". After a while, the girl passed another note, and the boy opened it anxiously. "Please don’t tell the teacher, I promise I won’t eat melon seeds again." . . . . . Boys look stupid.

9. I saw a very loving father and daughter in the park. My father is about fifty years old and my daughter is in her twenties. My daughter is very clever and peeled a tea egg for her father. She talked about laughing at each other. What a warm family. But why did they go to french kiss later?

10. The sister in the same car stared at me silently all the way. When I got off the bus, I finally couldn’t help but come over and ask my red number. I opened my mouth trembling: frozen!